Making our list for its uninviting tagline, "the forecast in Oakville calls for rain." The website features rain drops and smiling people holding umbrellas.

Another cheesy tagline calling the HOT Condos the "hottest address in Mississauga." The building's interior also includes some flashy red decor, in case you didn't realize how hot it really is.

According to the website, living in the Palm Condos is like being on vacation. First, Toronto doesn't have palm trees and second, the condos are located at Yonge and Finch, not on a beach.

The towers include New York-themed buildings imitating the Chrysler and the Empire State Building which look nothing like the original.

Making our list for its tagline, "DNA: It's who you are."

Time to fall in love at Sheppard and Birchmount Avenue.

Don't be mistaken. The ME Condos are not about you. The name actually stands for Markham and Ellesmere Road.

Beyond the Sea is Etobicoke's most musical address.

No matter what the developer claims, Etobicoke's Humber Shores are not the same thing as Miami's South Beach neighbourhood.

Named after its location near Yonge and Richmond Street, the future condo is also nicknamed Y&R. Isn't there a soap opera with the same name?

Queen Street's most Bohemian dwelling.

The CHAZ Condos are actually closer to Yonge & Bloor Street than Yorkville, if you want to get technical. You can also be a member of the CHAZ club, whatever that means.